Bara svona for the fun of it þá ætla ég að birta hér brot úr gamla blogginu mínu, skrifað fyrir 2 árum:

Jæja, komin út í horn eina ferðina enn. Ég býst við því að þá sé ekki mikið annað til í dæminu en að grafa í heilahvelin og reyna að vera gáfuleg í smá stund. En áður en ég fer að reyna það ætla ég að bulla eitthvað til að koma puttunum í gang. Ég var að skoða mbl.is áðan og sá þar frétt um fyndnasta brandara í heimi. Mér fannst hann ansi góður, en ef hann á að vera einn af fyndnustu bröndurum í heimi er ég svolítið svekkt. Mér hefði fundist að fyndnasti brandari í heimi eigi að vera svo fyndinn að maður fengi krampa í magann af því að heyra hann. En þar sem hann var víst valinn út frá því að hann gekk ofan í fólk út um allan heim, sama með hvaða menningarbakgrunn fólkið er. Þetta segir mér bara það að veröldin er full af kvikindum og illkvittnum vitleysingum. Ég ætti nú samt ekki að vera mikið að tjá mig um húmor, ég er víst með mjög lélegan húmor, eða það hef ég allavega heyrt. Mig langar endilega að láta flakka nokkra brandara sem mér finnast fyndnir, máli mínu til stuðnings:

Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there
anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog
up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says
"I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
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So I went to the dentist.
He said "Say Aaah."
I said "Why?"
He said "My dog's died.'"
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"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said
'Who's speaking please?'
And a voice said 'You are.'"
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"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local
swimming baths?'
He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'"
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"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my
house.'
He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people
in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or
my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's
Colin.
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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "your round."
The other one says "so are you, you fat bast**d!"
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny
to you?"
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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A man walked into the doctors, The doctor said " I haven't seen you in a
long time" The man replied "I know I've been ill"
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A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places"
The doctor said "well don't go there any more"
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I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.
He wasn't very happy.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.